well, its a savoury spread that you put on toast or in sandwiches and you can have it with cheese, and if you get it on your top, it looks like s.h.i.t
but thats ok, cause Australians understand

i have a photo of vegemite toast, and just so you know, you dont put as much vegemite as you would put nutella on toast - you only need a SCRAPING.

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if you put too much, it hurts your mouth. Vegemite is as famous in Australia as Kool-Aid is in the states. if you asked an Australian 3 things that are Australian, they'd say:

Vegemite
thongs (thats right. THONGS. not flip-flops. we call them thongs )

Football

hope i anwered your questions

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